Friday, January 20th, 2006
Do not play with your rear…you have been warned….:)
Life
it’s been awhile since i last posted anything on this blog of mine….I’ve been happy with a hint of mint lately…whatever that means…life has been rosy,waking up everyday with a great purpose….it’s been awhile since I felt happy…
Man Utd
well…that was a great result…5-0…although it was expected,to be fair…these past few weeks have been really disastrous…losing 3-1 to man city…..ruud and ron slagging each other off…turbulent few weeks i must say…with evra and vidic trying to acclimatise with the team…i miss 1999…:(
Sydney
well…i’m back…expecting Sydney to be warm since it’s summer,but suprisingly cool…
Assignments
i’ve got one more assignment to hand in…just one last one…ever…:)
Penang
the coolest place on earth(apart from Old Trafford)….ask anybody from penang…no,we’re not bias…hey,Miami dosen’t have char kuey teow do they??…:)
SK Minden Heights
the coolest primary school,ever…period…
Mawi
a revelation,i must say…everybody’s crazy about him…i can’t say the same about me,though…he’s practically everywhere…on billboards selling mamee noodles to canon digital cameras….would you purchase a digital camera from this fella???…i know a few other million people would…
Nicol David
well,congratulations to her,and yes,she’s from penang:)..it’s a pity that she wasn’t schooled at SKMH…imagine the success she would gain..:)
Nothing beats#1
nothing beats watching Ryan Giggs running down the wing,beating four Juve defenders in the process and sending a right foot(??) finish beating Buffon at the far post:)..I miss United at their best:(
Nothing beats#2
nothing beats watching Cantona sending a superb "Veron esque" pass with the outside of his right boot 80 yards down the field to Andy Cole who then chips it over the advancing Baia:)….Man Utd 4,Porto 0..champions league quarter finals,first leg,old trafford,1996
Remember when#1
Remember when Tim Flowers,Colin Hendry,Grame Le Saux,Tim Sherwood,Chris Sutton,Alan Shearer et al were premiership champions??:)…Andy Cole could’ve won it for United had one of his gazillion shots on goal went in against West Ham…ahh…all is well…:D
Remember when#2
Remember when Mark Robins saved Fergie’s career with the only goal in the 1989 FA cup semi-final replay??…:)
Remember when#3
Remember when Sheridan scored for Sheffield Wednesday against Man Utd in the 1991 Rumbelows cup final???…:)…i was distraught and didin’t want to go to school the next day….
Remember when#4
Remember when Les Sealey and Jim Leighton had to slug it out to play in the 1989 FA cup final???
Remember when#5
Remember when Norwich City and Aston Villa used to be serious premiership contenders???:)…premier league 1992/1993
Remember when#6
Remember when Pele said that Columbia would win the world cup??…:)…ah,yes,they packed up early with Pablo Escobar scoring two own goals against the United States to boot…
Remember when#7
Remmeber when Ian Rush used to play for Juventus and Mark Hughes and Gary Lineker used to play for Barcelona???:)…
Rotor Volgograd
Remember Rotor Volgograd??…of course u do:)….Schmeichel scored a last minute header to make the score 2-2:)…Champions League 1994
IFK Gothenburg
A rampant young attacking midfielder who goes by the name of Jesper Blomqvist:D,single-handedly destroyed Manchester United,scoring 1 and creating 2 goals in a 3-1 win for IFK Gothenburg:)…Champions League 1995
Ruud
"what a header,I cannae tell u how difficult that is,to be back and away,u have to turn,to get the power on the ball and the direction and to put all that together to beat the goalkeeper":)…Lyon felt the full force of Ruud’s predatory instincts…
Xavi
superb midfielder..check out his passing…sublime…if ronaldinho’s the artisan,eto’o produces the end product,this lad’s the paint brush…(???)…well,anyway,u get what i mean…
Catalunya
capital,Barcelona,home of the 2004/2005 primera liga champeons…:)they’re gonna kill Chelsea…yeahhhhhh(i’m still bitter)
Capitals of the world
Capital of Ireland is Dublin (yes,Roy,it should’ve been Cork:D)
Capital of Morocco is Rabat
Capital of The Phillipines is Manila
Ronaldinho
artisan,sly,phenomenon,crafty,real madrid destroyer,canny,nimble feet,i’m out of superlatives….he’s just so beautiful to watch…..when he’s on top of his game,there’s no better footballer….
World of Warcraft
My brother’s hooked on the game….destroys ur social life….the game should come with a health warning…besides,it’s crap:)…nothing beats buying the next ronaldinho or purchasing a cheap,good youngster such as matei mirel radoi:)
Cigarettes
Don’t smoke if you haven’t started,please make an effort to reduce and ultimately stop if you’re a smoker….I care for you smokers:)…and yes,mr.phillip morris sir,you can come down to Sydney to give me a rollicking,i don’t care….(now,I could forget about my one man crusade on destroying smoking altogether if you would be kind enough to send me 70 million british pounds in 7000 black samsonite briefcases:D)
X-pax
I was conned by the marketing…25 ringgit worth of credits for 10 bucks:)…to good to be true,eh:)…yeah,that’s 5 bucks each month for the next 5 months…should’ve known better…:)…well,as they say,we learn from our mistakes….:)
Friends
Thanks to all my friends out there….u know who u are…
Proton Waja
I hate the Proton Waja just because some cantankerous bastard whom I loath has one…..I fucking hate the car…besides,me thinks its crap….now,that would all change if somebody would give me one for free:)…
Mini cooper
i want one…cruising around penang in my mini cooper…:)…now,the hard part,trying to find somebody to get me one…anybody wants their house pool cleaned??:)
I was trying to be fat
i was trying to be fat,really fat:) (now that would be cool,fat and lame - ed),but i didn’t succeed…too much work…and,anyway,life’s to precious to be fat:)…I wouldn’t be able to run like the wind if I were obese,would I???:)
Just my 2 cents
play hard,don’t be cruel to animals…(although i hate them)…eat well,be nice,make friends,respect the elderly,don’t watch too much mtv,don’t eat too much junk food,study well,don’t become hypocrites,feed the poor as well as the rich,don’t steal,find a hobby,don’t jump off a bridge,life’s too precious,try to stop smoking,don’t adhere to american propagandas and last and formost,please don’t play with your rear:)
Conclusion(no,i didn’t play with my rear - ed)
yes,hockey stick weilding bastards are always bastards…i’m gonna get me a mini cooper when i have enough dough and yes,i really mean it,stop smoking…..:)….good nite and good morning to you(depending on where you are),dear reader….
