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IW

weehaaayyyy….just six days to go before final submission!!!!!

Manchester United

Todays transfer speculation on www.planetfootball.com says that Man Utd are going to get Eto’o. Now,I’m in dreamland.

Diego Forlan

Respect. Primera Liga 2005 top scorer. Who put one (two) past the Scousers? Diego Forlan!!!!

Hate

I hate vegetation and animals.Don’t know why.I reckon it must be the introduction of Thumbelina during my toddler years.Thumbelina’s gross.Imagine finding a small child in a flower.Eeuuucchhh.Imagine that same small child has wings.(can’t really remmeber if Thumbelina had wings.Just made that up) That’s fucking gross.

Angels of the Silences

It’s been a long time since i heard this song.Reminds me of the days when I was still in high school……

Well I guess you left me with some feathers in my hand
Did it make it any easier to leave me where I stand?
I guess there might not be too many who would stand beside you now
Where’d you come from? where am I going?
Why’d you leave me ’till I’m only good for…
Waiting for you
All my sins…
I said that I would pay for them if I could come back to you
All my innocence is wasted on the dead and dreaming

Every night these silhouettes appear above my head
Little angels of the silences that climb into my bed and whisper
Every time I fall asleep, every time I dream
’did you come? would you lie?
Why’d you leave us ’till we’re only good for…
Waiting for you’
All my sins…
I said that I would pay for them if I could come back to you
All my innocence is wasted on the dead and dreaming

I dream of michelangelo when I’m lying in my bed
Little angels hang above my head and read me like an open book
Suck my blood break my nerve offer me their arms
Well, I will not be an enemy of anything
I’ll only stand here

Waiting for you
All my sins…
I said that I would pay for them if I could come back to you
All my innocence is wasted on the dead and dreaming

I’m gone

Capitals of the world

Capital of Denmark is Copenhagen

Capital of Saudi Arabia is Jeddah

Humpty Dumpty

Stoopid egg.

Little Red Riding Hood

Clever git.

The three pigs

Stoopid animals

Willy Wonka

Chocolate dude.

General Grievous

Dastardly cool dude.

Diet

My dietary programme is very,very bad.I practically eat anything.Anything.But I still managed to lose 2 kilos since last month.The secret? Sleep a lot. Ahahahahahahaha

I wish I was

A fucking cool lightsaber weilding jedi.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….oo…yeah… complete with cool yellow coloured contact lens…

Centurions

Power x treme!!!!!Remember the cartoon??…yeah,I was easily influenced by cartoons back then.I always fancied myself as one of the centurions,fighting against evil,but then I did fancy myself as Metroplex….hmmm

My mum once said

that I watched too much cartoons.She said "don’t watch to much cartoons or you’ll become one". And yeah,you guessed it,I didin’t listen to her. heh.

OC

Season 2 has finished. Superb ending. Can’t wait for season 3.

Bye

What did I learn in life? Be nice,be honest,support Man Utd (it had to go in,didn’t it?? - Ed) Be humble, and don’t watch too much cartoons. And yeah,midgets are sane dickheads.That applies to you to Mr Glazer, sir.

Endnotes:

The author wishes to stress that any directed hate towards any person or group in this blog are actually sincere views….:)..thank you…

First and foremost

First and foremost,congratulations to Liverpool.That was a smashing game.The scousers sure know how to entertain in Europe.6 goals,3 comeback goals,penalties,it was a superb game.I can’t help thinking that Shevchenko should’ve buried it in the last few minutes of extra time,but,credit to Dudek,he performed superbly.Kaka was superb,Crespo’s deft touch for his second goal was sheer class,Gerard’s tackles on Serginho was from a man possessed,Xabi Alonso and Pirlo showed just why they are the best distributors of the ball,both of them basically dictated the play.

Glazer watch

Stoopid yank is buying all the remaining shares in Man Utd.After this it’s pay per view people,and yeah OT will be christened Nike stadium.Don’t bet against it.Fucking stupid yank.I bloody loath him.He looks like a leprechaun.Short and stout,with ginger coloured beard,he actually reminds me of everything Irish.Don’t know why.

IW

Ah yes.The dreaded submission is close.I wish time stood still and I’m about the only person moving.So I can do so many things,like bathing,eating,and stuff,before submitting.

Capitals of the world

Capital of Malaysia is Putrajaya.

Capital of Brazil is Brasilia.

Aussie rules

If there is a game I’ll never play,it’s Aussie rules.The players literally kill each other.I wonder why it’s still considered a sport when it’s actually worse than WWE.And, by the way,wrestling itself is no longer a sport.

Olympic 2012

I think Madrid should get the nod.I don’t know why,I just think Madrid would be a cool place to hang around.It’s in the sunnier parts of Europe,I haven’t been there,but i think it’s cool.By the way,I think Spain’s cool.

Selfridges

Check out the Selfridges store by Future Systems.Cool place to shop.This is shopping at it’s best.Go to www.future-systems.com.

Pen off

I’ve got to go.Sleep and have a good rest.Enough of the ranting for today.By the way,I think hockey stick weilding people are dickheads.And yeah,while I’m on the issue of dickheads,midgets are also dickheads.Big time.And yes,that includes you,Mr Glazer,you moronic Yank.Good nite.

Life

Loads of work.Currently in pissed off mode.Submission next week.I have to move out of house by the end of this week.Recipe for disaster.Stoopid.

Football

The best team lost last Saturday.I’m very proud of the team though.They did everything right except finding the back of the net.Gooners sucks.

p/s: I can’t help realising that Toure is a dead ringer for the gingerbread man and yeah,Reyes is a slime Spanish git.

Star Wars

Revenge of the Sith rocks.General Grievous is the shit.Two pairs of lightsaber weilding arms.He is the shit.I can’t stop thinking that Obi-Wan should have put Anakin out of misery when he had the chance.But then,there wouldn’t be a Star Wars episode 4 if Anakin died. So….all is well then.It was rather funny towards the end when Darth Vader and Palpatine were looking out the window towards that Cybertronish planet (I don’t know the name).The people around them were all wearing retro uniforms…ahahahhaha…

Capitals of the world

Capital of Finland is Helsinki

Capital of Peru is Lima

Phone bills

Too much.

Warez

Currently downloading The Motorcycle Diaries.

Nasi Beriyani

I had nasi beriyani last week.Thanks to Afiq and Farah in saving some for me.I still crave for Hameediyah’s though.

The Hitchiker’s guide to the galaxy

Nice graphics and interface.Shame about the storyline.Didn’t like it much.I’m a big fan of Mos Def though.

timekiller

If you have loads of spare time,visit www.timekiller.com. Loads of stupid shit to watch.If you’re not interested,don’t bother. Warning: Some of the videos and images contains nudity.Please don’t go if you’re under age.Please.

Football fanatics

If you’re a genuine football fanatic and obssessed with "dork like" stats (did you know that ARSEnal has never gone past the quarter finals stage of the Champions League?..heh.By the way,that was from "Huzaimi’s statistics of ARSEnal related stupidity") ,please visit www.rsssf.com. It is the most comprehensive website on football statistcs.Every league from every country.Nuff said.

IKEA

Why are they rich? Because the boss is stingy.What is the moral of this story? In order to be rich,you have to be stingy.Dumbass.

Microsoft

Rich,powerful,X-Box,billionaires,university drop-out.Ingredients for success.

Glazer

Stoopid yank.

General Grievous

Cool shit.I’m gonna get the figurine.

Champions League final

Yey.The football season finale is here.I’m not a betting man, but if I were to bet,my money would be on Milan,not because they’re superior,but because I hate Liverpool.To be honest,I think it’ll be a balanced game.I think the balance of the game rests on the playmakers of the respective teams,Pirlo for Milan and Xabi Alonso for Liverpool.If they both perform,then, we’ll be treated to one hell of a final.If they both suck,then I reckon we should all go to sleep and wait for the Soccernet report early next morning.heh.

Manchester United

Glazer sucks.nuff said.

Malcolm Glazer

Stoopid Yank.

Capitals of the world

Capital of Iceland is Reykjavik.

Capital of North Korea is Pyongyang.

Work

I have to do IW!!!This sucks.

OC

Caleb’s dead.He’s my hero.Rich,evil,big house,nice cars…ultimate life

Barcelona

The capital of Catalan.Hail to the champions of Spanish Primera Liga 2005.

TWA Terminal

Once in a while pops up in Friends.

Sydney

Autumn rain is in the air.Feels a bit like Penang during the monsoon season.

Celebrity Island

I wish I was in the UK.I could catch Celebrity Island,watching dumb chicks and dumb testosterone bastards sleeping with each other.

The Sun

The best Brit gossip tabloid ever!!!

Nasi Beriyani

I crave for Nasi Beriyani.Hameediyah restaurant at Penang rawks!!!

E Bay

You want money.Sell unwanted stuff at E Bay.Believe me,somebody’s unwanted stuff could be somebody else’s treasured item.

Weekends

sleep.do work.play soccer.sounds a bit like an advert dosen’t it?

Onitsuka Tiger

Mexico 66.Smashing shoes.

Sengal

Visit www.timekiller.com. So many things to look at.

I hate this page

I hate this page.http://www.makansakan.com.Makes me wanna go home.

Kunsthaus Graz,Vienna,Austria

http://www.kunsthausgraz.at/projekt/

Jimmyjump

Ever wondered about the fella who threw the Barcelona flag at Figo during Euro 2004? Well,worry no more.Go to www.jimmyjump.com. You could even hire him.

The streaker

Jimmyjump has a friend.The streaker.Read about his antics at http://www.thestreaker.org.uk/main.htm A celebrity,this fella.

Work

Assignments are killing me.Literally.I have so much work.Nobody to help me out.I do not have any obedient juniors to help me out.Life sucks.

Manchester United

Huzaimi and Manchester United are INSEPERABLE. Rumors of Ronaldo and Ferdinand being courted by other clubs sucks.And Obi Mikel is in hiding.Why do Chelsea fans like to send hate mail when something dosen’t come their way?….They suck…Not as much as Arsenal anyway…Those buggers actually win 7-0…I thought those kind of scorelines are only fictional…They suck…Seriously, Man Utd’s gonna crush them in the FA cup final.Kill them.Literally

I hate Glazer.He’s going to put the club in debt.Please Man Utd fans.Do not let him buy the club.PLEASE.If I had loads of money,I’d buy shares at Man Utd.As right now,I don’t even have shit.

By the way,next season there will be four clubs in the premier league from the district of Greater Manchester; Man Utd,Man City,Bolton and Wigan

Life

Life sucks these few weeks.I learned the beauty of being in love and being deprived of love.You know the famous 80’s malay song which has this chorus…akan ku renang lautan berapi…that actually is crap,but really, if you look at it,it’s a fictional representation of how far that guy would actually go for love…(i’m crap at writing this shit)…Just for the record,that song sucks.

Will work for cash

I really don’t have any money.I need to find cash.Who wants somebody to clean their house pool?…heh…e-mail me…

Space

Space is the final frontier.Stoopid.Old Trafford is the final frontier.Anyway,space’s cool.Well,it looks cool anyway.Floating and shit.Large oversize space suits.The American flag,which, by the way is rather cliche.Man, I really have to go and get a life.

Toilets

The toilet is the most important part of the house.It’s where people do stuff,like combing,shaving, bathing and stuff.

Capitals of the world

Capital of Switzerland is Berne.

Capital of Chile is Santiago.

Tune in tomorrow to know more.

Ed

I have a fictional narrator in my head.His name is ed.He’s suppose to make me think wisely.Stoopid bugger.

Football

I love football.I love football statistics.Go read "the Knowledge" at www.football.guardian.co.uk to know more about football related knowledge.Highly Recommended.Hear it from the master.

Football punditry

I wanna do football punditry.ESPN call me at 0413410364.Make my day.I wanna be paid talking and giving crap views on football.My idol is Tommy Smith.Fat,slime,Irish,gives crap views on football,and gets paid in abundance.

Architecture

I love architecture.Buildings amaze me.I like Ken Yeang,not becuase he’s good,but because he’s rich just by talking crap.(KJ says so) My parents wanted me to become a doctor.I hate medicine.I hate human intenstines.It’s gross.

Eurotrip

I wanna go on a eurotrip.If I have money.I’d like to go to Amsterdam.To meet dutch architects.:)

Today

I woke up early.Semi-fucked.Loads of work.I feel like kicking some balls today.And,lastly,I think hockey stick weilding people are dickheads.Period.